Name: Bud Grazioli
Nickname: “Lucky Bastard”
Place of Birth: Somewhere in America
Age: A lot
Current League: Semi, sort of, almost not entirely unlike Pro.
Years playing Darts: Forever
Darts currently using: Cheating Darts
Favourite Dart Player: Rich Barrington-Hill.  He’s so witty!
Favourite Dart Tournament: The Ghost.  Duh.
Ambitions for the year ahead: To lose every game to Rich; to hack into the Matrix and kick Neo’s ass until he gives me the keys to the Triple 20.